I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t"the first installment of"I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

who taught you

that the

value of a woman

is the ratio

of her waist

to her hips

and the circumference

of her buttocks

and the volume

of her lips?

Your math

is

dangerously wrong

her value

is

nothing less

than

infinite.

that the

value of a woman

is the ratio

of her waist

to her hips

and the circumference

of her buttocks

and the volume

of her lips?

Your math

is

dangerously wrong

her value

is

nothing less

than

infinite.

I have noticed that if you look carefully at people’s eyes the first five seconds they look at you, the truth of their feelings will shine through for just an instant before it flickers away.

Sue Monk Kidd (via onlinecounsellingcollege)