theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

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elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

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i-am-momo-senpai:

My favorite scene in Matiltanic

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

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noboofs:

When your friend hasn’t come out yet

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asylum-art:

Björn Griesbach

on Behance

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who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.
'Greater than' by Della Hicks-Wilson (via dellahickswilson)
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I have noticed that if you look carefully at people’s eyes the first five seconds they look at you, the truth of their feelings will shine through for just an instant before it flickers away.
Sue Monk Kidd (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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